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Apr 25, 2014 / 196,091 notes

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debt:

same
Apr 25, 2014 / 74,918 notes
distraction:

so people told me my promposal set the bar too high
Apr 25, 2014 / 4,951 notes

distraction:

so people told me my promposal set the bar too high

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Apr 25, 2014 / 115,234 notes

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Apr 25, 2014 / 394,988 notes
  • me watching a movie: omg that was a gif
Apr 25, 2014 / 318,762 notes

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

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Apr 25, 2014 / 48,628 notes

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

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Apr 25, 2014 / 16,878 notes

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

(via internetexplwhorer)

Apr 25, 2014 / 8,223 notes

illumnus:

Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

(via zackisontumblr)

Apr 25, 2014 / 218,332 notes

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

(via stabs)

Apr 25, 2014 / 175,925 notes

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Apr 25, 2014 / 274,710 notes

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

image

do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(via cramp)

Apr 25, 2014 / 99,257 notes

mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

(via unescapable)

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project
Apr 25, 2014 / 588,210 notes

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

(via dulect)

Apr 25, 2014 / 295,984 notes

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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